Seeing everything that’s been happening in the country these days, Arun Shourie dropped a gem of an equation on us, when he said that the current central government is “Congress plus a cow”.

Not surprisingly, Mr Shourie is now ‘ex-BJP’. Our condolences. But there’s a silver lining to everything, right? What with all the behti Ganga and all that.

So here are some desi equations we hope you can identify with.

(We are going to hell for this.)

And finally, something that defies all kinds of logic and yet makes so much sense when you look closely