We’ve all received messages from online trolls and scammers. While most of us usually ignore them, this British woman decided to see what it was all about. 

Blame curiosity or plain boredom, she started to speak to an Indian guy who had messaged her on Facebook only to find out that he was a scammer. 


Oblivious to the trap the scammer was falling in, he continued responding to her messages in the hope that she might give him the money. However, what ensued was a hilarious conversation that will leave you in splits. 

This is how their conversation went: 

Oh yeah, she did call him anal! 

Chance pe dance. He doesn’t believe in wasting time at all. 

The man sure has an interesting proposition. 

You cannot deny that the lady sure has an amazing sense of humour and a vivid imagination. 

Damn, he promised. 

Even I’m confused. What the hell is bobs? 

But of course, she couldn’t find any bobs.

Celine Dion for the vajayjay! 

She rechristened him as well. And might we add, quite aptly. 

Look at this utterly rib-tickling ‘hot’ message he managed to type. 

He is willing to do ‘everything’ she says.

The promise of eternity can make people do crazy things for sure. 

Cold is passé, this is revenge served blistering hot! 

She made him put that status on Facebook and liked it as well. 

Well, you can’t blame his intellect. After all, the man is in love.

Someone seems to be very impatient. 

We got to say, she managed to troll him quite smartly.  

So much creativity! 

But the man stuck by his words and never gave up character. 

Finally, she got tired and called him out. 

But he still didn’t give up! 

We really hope he learnt his lesson.