News is everywhere and we modern beings have a knack of consuming it because of our smartphones and the ever-so-present internet.

Some make sense and some simply make us wonder what the fuck just happened here. 
Just like this: 

By now you must’ve understood we are here for the latter category. So here we go. 

1. Too much trust in our ancestors. 

2. Woodpeckers must be proud. 

News.com

3. The guy couldn’t ‘dog’ that theft it seems. 

4. Not the lizard you’d want to see in the middle of the night. 

Scoopwhoop

5. Jugaad for some more liquor, we’ve all been there. 

Scoopwhoop

6. Glad he just went to charge his phone & didn’t replace the pilots.

7. What the…?

Scoopwhoop

8. Bongs thinking how come this never happened to us. 

Asia One

9. And the internet never felt so useful before. 

BBC

10. Just parrot things. 

Telegraph UK

11. You don’t actually need real cops for traffic that slow. 

12. And Germany captured the United States to end WWII. 

BBC

13. My parents would’ve scaled the wall to beat the shit out of me for cheating. 

CBS

14. No quarreling for the couple guaranteed. 

Complex

15. Will this count as development? 

Scoopwhoop

16. The thieves had budgetary restraints it seems. 

17. Brilliant move. 

Hindustan Times

18. Delhi ka jam se koi nahi bach sakta.

Scoopwhoop

19. The two couples could’ve used some privacy.

NDTV

20. Apparently that was not a part of his daily KRAs.

Scoopwhoop

21. Swiggy or Zomato? 

22. Cow wanted some knowledge, she got it. 

Scoopwhoop

23. Quite an infamous click. 

Scoopwhoop

24. Were they ‘motichoor’ or ‘besan’ laddoos? 

Scoopwhoop

25. Wrath of the ninja turtle. 

NDTV

26. Must be a tough one to answer. 

27. Poor froggos. 

Scoopwhoop

28. Miserable to say the least. 

Huffington Post

29. Must’ve been a raging fart. 

Indian Express

30. This competition was low on gas it seems. 

Huffington Post

31. What a beef, this one. 

32. Traditional impact.

India Today

33. Sad these things still happen in the year 2019. 

Indiatimes.com

34. Well, who wants to marry a snake anyway? 

News18

35. Good job uncle! 

Scoopwhoop

36. Must be a disappointing attempt.

37. We are still figuring out who’s the real animal here. 

38. When real meets reel. 

Huffington Post

39. Parking problems can well be understood. Seems legit. 

Huffington Post

40. Why’d he wait for so long? 

Huffington Post

41. One nasty goon, this one. 

42. That’s like a FB post – getting married with 6 others. 

Huffington Post

43. Matches have been postponed for less.

Huffington Post

44. And I couldn’t pee properly when I was three. 

Telegraph UK

45. I’ve heard about a heart of gold but this is next level. 

CNN

That’s all folks!