For decades, Bollywood has been making songs about lovers stealing each other’s hearts. 

Case in point:

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Thanks to all this naach gaana, people have made some weird concepts in their head. So I don’t blame this man from Nagpur who went to the police to file a complaint for his ‘stolen’ heart and requested to find it. 

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Policemen apparently discussed the issue among themselves and told the man that there is no section in Indian law that deals with such issues (digging their manners, big time).

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Talking to media during an event, Nagpur Police Commissioner Bhushan Kumar Upadhyay said:

We can return stolen articles, but sometimes we also get such complaints which even we cannot solve.

All that training and they still can’t get back a stolen heart. Sigh! Where is Singham when you need him?