Those are the first few lines of a trailer for a movie called The Great Leader releasing on the 15th of December. It stars Amitabh Bachchan, Jaya Bachchan and Gulshan Grover, and by all accounts, it’s going to be epic. Dubbed in Hindi from Bhojpuri, the movie was actually produced by Bachchan’s make-up artist of 40 years Deepak Sawant, and Big B starred in it as a friendly gesture. It’s hard to ignore that sort of kindness, but it’s also hard to ignore the absolute what-the-fuckery that’s going on in this movie. Seriously, just watch.

Predictably, Twitter couldn’t hold back.

Let’s hope the movie is as entertaining as the trailer!