A brand new hashtag has recently taken Twitter by storm and it is hilarious. The #TrumpBookReport hashtag has been retweeted thousands of times in the last 48 hours.
Basically, the game is to add the hashtag at the end of a tweet about how Donald Trump would review great works of literature.
It all started after Antonio French, a city Alderman from Missouri, USA, criticized Trump’s performance in the Presidential debates in a tweet:
Trump’s foreign policy answers sound like a book report from a teenager who hasn’t read the book. “Oh, the grapes! They had so much wrath!”
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
The tweet was retweeted hundreds of times until #TrumpBookReport started trending with hundreds of Tweeples joining in.
Here are 20 of the best book reviews by ‘Donald Trump’, ranging from contemporary masterpieces, literary classics and children’s books!
Lord of the Flies by William Golding
#TrumpBookReport https://t.co/nrNF1fU5nS
— Antonio French (@AntonioFrench) October 20, 2016
Winnie The Pooh by AA Milne
Winnie the Pooh…don’t get me started. Low energy. Lazy. Overweight & no stamina. Always eating. He should be drug tested.#TrumpBookReport
— Morgan Cikowski (@Morgans_Twitt3r) October 20, 2016
1984 by George Orwell
Believe me, folks, I was alive in 1984. This isn’t how it happened. All lies. George Orwell is a nasty man. Very mean. #TrumpBookReport
— Joseph Scrimshaw (@JosephScrimshaw) October 20, 2016
The Hunger Games by Susan Collins
The Hunger Games are rigged, folks. Everyone knows Katniss won because she played the woman card. Nasty woman. Very rigged. #TrumpBookReport
— missy kurzweil (@missykurz) October 20, 2016
Game Of Thrones by George RR Martin
They say “Winter is Coming” but it never does! Just a sad lib attempt to sell climate change. That Wall tho, it’s good! #TrumpBookReport
— Such a nasty womanu (@ManuclearBomb) October 20, 2016
To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee
To Kill a Mockingbird? Nobody kills Mockingbirds better than me. I will kill the families of Mockingbirds. Believe me. #TrumpBookReport
— Liam van der Spek (@SpekOfTheDevil) October 20, 2016
The Fault In Our Stars by John Green
Fault? These stars are a disaster. A disaster, let me tell you. Believe me, I’m going to make stars great again. #TrumpBookReport
— Maureen Johnson (@maureenjohnson) October 20, 2016
Lolita by Vladimir Nabokov
Lolita. Beautiful woman. Phenomenal woman. In ten years, I’ll be dating her. That Humbert Humbert guy. So low-energy. Sad! #TrumpBookReport
— Lauren Holmes (@lholmes12) October 20, 2016
Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck
Too many mice, not enough men. I’ll change that, believe me. #trumpbookreport
— John Ross Bowie (@JohnRossBowie) October 20, 2016
The Chronicles of Narnia by CS Lewis
Kids are immigrating to Narnia illegally & they’re stealing jobs. We have to help that white witch make Narnia great again. #TrumpBookReport
— Ian McLaren (@iancmclaren) October 20, 2016
Hamlet by William Shakespeare
Hamlet was weak, so weak. He couldn’t make up his mind. I can, believe me. I’ve made up my mind very much better than him. #TrumpBookReport
— James Morrison (@JamesPMorrison) October 20, 2016
A Tale of Two Cities by Charles Dickens
#TrumpBookReport it was the best of times and it was the even very much better of times, at least it was when I was done with it.
— Manuel Aragon (@Spacejunc) October 20, 2016
Catch 22 by Joseph Heller
@AntonioFrench Catch-22. I caught 23. Bigly. There are clips proving it. #TrumpBookReport
— Littlebooboo (@MoonbatSK) October 20, 2016
Da Vinci Code by Dan Brown
This code and Da Vinci made the code. I know Da Vinci and he’s a terrible guy and his code, let me tell you its a disaster. #TrumpBookReport
— Rami Bensasi (@HolaRamito) October 20, 2016
The Catcher In The Rye by JD Salinger
“We’re gonna catch so much rye, you won’t believe it. We’re bringing those rye catching jobs to America.” #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench
— Steve McPherson (@steventurous) October 20, 2016
The Lord of the Rings by JRR Tolkien
There’s a Lord-and he’s got rings. Lots of rings. The best rings. And two of the best Towers anyone has seen. #trumpbookreport
— Karl H. (@ageofkarl) October 20, 2016
Little Women by Louisa May Alcott
Little Women? Look at their Facebook page. That Jo walked in front of me, and I don’t think so, folks, I don’t think so. #TrumpBookReport
— Jennifer Weiner (@jenniferweiner) October 20, 2016
Oedipus Rex by Sophocles
Oedipus. Tremendous leader. The best. I’ve always said that if Jocasta were my mother, perhaps I’d be dating her. #TrumpBookReport
— kyla crowther (@whatkylasaid) October 20, 2016
The Diary of a Young Girl by Anne Frank
Anne Frank. What a loser. And she got caught. I like refugees that weren’t caught. Okay? #TrumpBookReport
— Jake Turx (@JakeTurx) October 20, 2016
Harry Potter by JK Rowling
Voldemort was a bad guy, okay. He was a bad guy. But you know what he was very good at? Killing Muggles. #TrumpBookReport @AntonioFrench https://t.co/eJBMhUlCPg
— Historical Trump (@HistoryDTrump) October 20, 2016
