Here’s what a #slofie looks like on the new iPhone 11 🤳https://t.co/Ygt4Zkjn5Y 📷@sharatibken pic.twitter.com/Ta0liOPoZf

— CNET (@CNET) September 10, 2019

Traveling to tourist destinations is about to get more insufferable #slofies

— camparez_doglady (@camparez1) September 10, 2019

Me if I hear anyone ask for a “Slofie”#AppleEvent pic.twitter.com/BjUXXhYlEZ

— Josh Marley (@Josh12Marley) September 10, 2019

Apple: we just invented #slofies

Flash: pic.twitter.com/QtHrzxlXt2

— CrossPods (@thecrosspods) September 11, 2019

Isn’t a #slofies just the slow motion video effect all iPhones have??? Or am I just thinking in broke? pic.twitter.com/L2Ew5GgCjp

— Damn Jackie, I cant control the weather (@bhadbitch97) September 11, 2019

I’m already calling “slofie” the worst word of 2019 #AppleEvent

— Federico Viticci (@viticci) September 10, 2019

My thoughts on Apple’s #slofies: pic.twitter.com/VthjyygAbv

— Amir Talai (@AmirTalai) September 11, 2019

Less slofies, more slothies. pic.twitter.com/uAGiA9uMJv

— anglia plena jocis (@alexstapleton) September 10, 2019

#slofies This is what I feel of slofies. pic.twitter.com/Y36mUzEXm6

— Ankur Panthri (@ankur_panthri) September 11, 2019

No one wanna see your double chin flop around in slo mo #AppleEvent #slofie

— Corry Casanova (@CorryColorrado) September 11, 2019

99% of #slofie pics are going to be people doing this with a hair/hand dryer, right? pic.twitter.com/HMV9dnXXKV

— Stephen Collins (he/him/his) 🥾🏔🌲🌳🇦🇺🇳🇿 (@trib) September 11, 2019

Apple just gave millennials a brand new word #Slofie, and it’s going to be viral isn’t it.

— a r u n (@arunsenapathyr) September 11, 2019

WTF is a #slofie???

— Alexander C. Gansmeier (@ACGInterpret) September 11, 2019

Isn’t a #slofie just a Snapchat video with the snail filter?

— regular pepsi (@jules_ffvv) September 11, 2019

Nobody:

Apple: #slofie 🙄 pic.twitter.com/KFvVTOrhcc

— Bibin (@basikally) September 11, 2019

I don’t want a #slofie. I’m slow enough as it is.

— Hattie Kauffman (@Hatsfree) September 11, 2019

Great now when someone says #slofie im gonna think theyre calling me pic.twitter.com/fsNK40QbDd

— sophie ●´ω｀● (@sophiawastaken) September 10, 2019

No one:

Absolutely no one:

Apple: #Slowfie!!!! pic.twitter.com/lwAYoNNeim

— Deanna Troi Rilling 🖖🌹🏒🎶🌈 (@DeannaRilling) September 11, 2019

to anyone who ever uses the term slofies pic.twitter.com/TR7Q8VlnX9

— Brett Molina (@brettmolina23) September 10, 2019

I hearby ban the word “slofies” from ever coming out of my mouth. #AppleEvent

— Austin Evans (@austinnotduncan) September 10, 2019

So a #SLOFIE is an over glamorized GIF???

— 🍫Hot CoCo☕️ (@Courtneyj_1996) September 11, 2019

The only version of #slofies I want are these pic.twitter.com/stHrBlIjJc

— haunted mansion sparks 🖤🥂⚾️ (@kyliesparks) September 10, 2019

That moment when you watched 2 hours of the #AppleEvent only to learn about #slofies 🤦🏻‍♀️ pic.twitter.com/Ma30EPSfG7

— Jaime Donally (@JaimeDonally) September 10, 2019