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It’s a bird! It’s a plane! Oh no, that’s a… penis?
Yup, it is exactly that. An American Naval pilot took to the sky to show his creativity/obscenity. High above the town of Okanogan, Washington was a huge penis in the sky made of contrails.
The cocky pilot, who hasn’t been named, is from the Naval Air Station of Whidbey Island. Although a lot of people saw the funny side of it, many residents were not impressed.
The Navy in particular wasn’t happy with the mischivieous drawing.
“The actions of this aircrew are wholly unacceptable and antithetical to Navy core values.”
“The Navy holds its aircrew to the highest standards and we find this absolutely unacceptable, of zero training value and we are holding the crew accountable.”
“The Navy apologizes for this irresponsible and immature act, and anyone who was offended by this unacceptable action,” they said in their official statement to KREM.
They also said that they will investigate the matter. Can you imagine how that would go?
“Okay, which one of you had the balls to draw them balls in the sky?”
Although the residents don’t know who exactly is responsible, a lot of people did find the penis overhead to be really funny.
So a Pilot drew a penis in the sky over Washington and he’s going to be reprimanded? I say we need more crafty pilots like this. What can he draw above Trumps golf courses. And GO! pic.twitter.com/TJDGTAAYZE— Johnathan Ford (@Free_From_Trump) November 18, 2017
RT if you think the penis a Navy pilot drew in the sky was actually hilarious and he should totally be given a break. It was incredibly accurate after all, a sign of his skill. pic.twitter.com/D52WA1t7uQ— Devin Duke (@sirDukeDevin) November 18, 2017
The most monumental thing to happen in omak. A penis in the sky pic.twitter.com/SM8k1tNYaj— Anahi Torres (@anahi_torres_) November 16, 2017
[pilot draws a penis in the sky]Me: Was it you?My brother in the Air Force: No.Me: You’ve disappointed us all.— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) November 17, 2017
Vice admiral Mike Shoemaker, Naval Air Forces commander also said, “There was zero training value in that maneuver and we’re holding the crew accountable.”
I doubt anyone would believe that Mr Shoemaker. There is some serious skill involved in that.
Anyway, the writing’s in the sky for everyone to see. One guy said that its his way of saying we are all f*cked. Hard to argue with that, innit?
If this happened in your town, how would you react?