The 50 Shades Of Grey movie was slated to hit Indian theatres this Friday, the eve of Valentine's Day. But it doesn't look like happening anymore as the filmmakers are yet to get a censor screening date from the Mumbai office of the Central Board of Film Certification. Even if they do get a date, the movie will be nothing like the original once the censor board does its chop chop.

Sahil Shah 's version of the trailer will remind us of the sanskaars that hold this movie completely AGAINST our culture.

And in case you've missed the original "obscene" version, here's the clip .