Yes, I’m being sarcastic. And here is why;

1. It’s a place where ordinary citizens get beaten up for asking people not to litter.

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2. The people of our great nation crib about corruption, yet would not hesitate for one second before bribing an official.

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3. In my country, beauty products like to shame young women about the colour of their skin.

“Fair is good. Dusky is bad.” - Sincerely, Fair and Lovely.

4. Employment is abundant. But not in India. One out of every three youth are unemployed.

We like to call this “Demographic Dividend.”

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5. The ones that are lucky enough to study in our “top colleges,” go for high paying jobs overseas.

We like to call this “Brain Drain.”

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6. We really respect our parents here.

So much so, that we allow them to dictate our passions, educational options, careers and love lives.

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7. Our society has a PhD in Advanced Hypocrisy.

“Hey, let’s ban consensual sex between same gender couples and say nothing when girls get molested. Because you know, hetero!”

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8. In my glorious nation, people get sent to jail for putting stuff up on Facebook. Awesome!

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9. Yo Yo Honey Singh.

Fuck that douchebag.

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10. We deify our cricketers. And treat Olympians like trash.

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This is Sita Sahu. At the 2011 Special Olympics in Athens, she did the nation proud by bagging two Bronze medals. She now has to sell Gol Gappas for a living.

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11. We love the drivel that Sajid Khan throws at us but couldn't care less for meaningful cinema.

Screw that shit. Who needs it when you have “Humshakals?”

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12. It’s a place where a former Chief Minister of one of India’s biggest states can say this;