The world knows that if you are Salman Khan, you don't need to drive a car. The car drives itself to the court, stands on the dock and then takes the blame for crimes you are accused of. Such is the awesomeness of Bhai!
And now, if you live in Dubai, even you can flaunt such amazing driving skills.
According to media reports, the Bollywood star inaugurated a driving centre in Dubai recently.
The driving school is owned by Saif Ahmad Belhasa. His son is 15-year-old Rashed aka Money Kicks, of the "rich kids of Instagram" fame (go figure!), is the youngest billionaire active on the social media site.
What a talented duo:
We all know that when in comes to driving, road safety, cars and so on, Bhai is the last word.
In 2002, Salman had allegedly - under the influence of liquor - ran his car over people sleeping on the pavement in Mumbai, killing one person and injuring four others. Later, he was acquitted of all charges by the Bombay high court because the prosecution “failed to prove the charges against Khan on all counts”.
The obvious question here is: Why is a person accused of drunk driving and "culpable homicide" inaugurating a driving school? Ironic would be an understatement. It's like asking Baba Gurmeet Ram Rahim to endorse Beti Bachao Bedi Padhao; it's like asking Vijay Mallya to promote "smart investment ideas"; it's like asking Uday Chopra to endorse an acting school, and so on... You get the drift!
Jokes and jibes are flying on social media on this bizarre development. Let's take a look:
Rahul Gandhi is giving a speech on AISalman Khan inaugurating driving school.Waiting for kim jong un to speak about democracy.— IBN battuta (@theesmaarkhan) September 6, 2017
Salman Khan inaugurating a driving school is like Adityanath inaugurating an abattoir.— Arshad (@kikcasso) September 6, 2017
Up next : Gurmeet Ram Rahim to inaugurate women's safety centre. pic.twitter.com/MXjg83Mi6s— SAGAR (@sagarcasm) September 6, 2017
Tushar Kapoor & Uday chopra to open acting school jointly .— pundook🔫🔫 (@subodhpahalajan) September 6, 2017
As Salman's fans would probably say, Bhai is only Being Human.