Distance in a relationship can be a real bitch, even in 2017. Especially in India. With failing mobile network, and limited Internet connectivity in spite of the unlimited plans you've subscribed to, it becomes incredibly difficult for lovers to keep their relationship intact.

And comedian Aakash Mehta gets it completely. Which is why he performed this sketch about how futile it is to keep a long distance relationship going in India, and how phone sex is an even worse idea. 

Skyping can be scarier than a horror show if you have a bad network.

Phone sex? You have got to be kidding me! 

From thinking his girlfriend was possessed by Emily Rose, to trying out 'pleasure techniques' on FaceTime, the man's tried it all. 

Watch this all too relatable video here:

Glad he lived, to tell the tale.