Today morning, PM Modi said he was going to address the nation between 11.45 am and 12.00 pm with an important announcement. Now anyone who was here when demonetisation hit knows just how nerve-wracking these addresses can be.
Modi ji: “I will be addressing the nation with an important message.”
— Akshar (@AksharPathak) March 27, 2019
You (dumbass): *waiting for the announcement*
Me (1000 times smarter): *already walking towards the nearest ATM*
Punctuality is really not a strong suit of Indians, not even the PM.
— Kabir Taneja (@KabirTaneja) March 27, 2019
Plot Twist : The SBI ATM near me is already out of cash.
— Abhishek dutta (@uthale_re_baba) March 27, 2019
Son also seems to be waiting for Modi's address. Bath postponed.
— Vasudha Venugopal (@vasudha_ET) March 27, 2019
#PMAddressToNation
— avanish (@av_nisHit) March 27, 2019
Waiting for Modi ji to address: pic.twitter.com/WYGcp1BdMj
Demonetization victims waiting for PM Modi’s address to the nation. pic.twitter.com/XaAxVUhFHO
— India First (@OurIndiaFirst19) March 27, 2019
The address went on to reveal that India has ‘become a super space power’. India’s Mission Shakti successfully destroyed a Low Earth Orbit satellite within 3 minutes. Here’s what Twitter had to say about this significant achievement.
Modi: Today we have demon…
— Ramesh Srivats (@rameshsrivats) March 27, 2019
Everyone: AAAArgh! Panic! Let’s go to ATM.
Modi: …strated a new space weapon.
Everyone: Aaaah! Okay, okay, carry on.
ATM SE 20,000 NIKALE MAINE. AB ISKA KYA KARU?
— Abhijeet (@abhic4ever) March 27, 2019
So India will play an important role when the wormhole opens and Thanos and his army attack us. Modiji is the latest addition to the Avengers Initiative. 👏👏👏
— Scotchy (@scotchism) March 27, 2019
Modi ji destroying Satellite in space as he speaks pic.twitter.com/bHjxBNzKPZ
— s (@shubham04_) March 27, 2019
45 Muslims lynched?
— Bruce Vain (@FeministBatman) March 27, 2019
No comment.
Rationalists murdered?
Silence.
Demonetisation kills 150?
Lambi khamoshi.
Unemployment highest in 70 years?
Shhhh!
43 jawans dead in Pulwama?
Not a squeak.
IAF pilot captured by Pak?Dumbfounded.
DRDO launches satelite?
“MITROOON!”#MissionShakti 🤦🏾♂️
Bankers after PM announcement.. #MissionShakti pic.twitter.com/63QChGthtm
— Ashish Choudhary🇮🇳 (@AshishKakraliya) March 27, 2019
Modi himself launched the satellite pic.twitter.com/bMoBwwGKjm
— More Indian than You (@eConto2013) March 27, 2019
Phewwww! Its a space thingy. Your money’s safe, folks, go back to work 🤣
— Sagarika Ghose (@sagarikaghose) March 27, 2019
So much hype but it’s about shooting down a satellite #Modi pic.twitter.com/Z1nFEKKS80
— Nitin (@nkk_123) March 27, 2019
India has become the 4th country to achieve this feat after the US, Russia, and China.
