As per the God of all dictionaries, Urban Dictionary, this is the definition of PDA or Public Displays of Affection:
"Can be seen in the form of kissing, touching, groping, licking, nuzzling, cuddling, crossing hands into each other's opposite back pockets, etc. Usually spotted among new couples, frisky teenagers, and occasionally the "young at heart" (god help us).
PDA is awful. It's annoying, gets me awkward, uncomfortable and makes me want to run away. But does that stop the oh-so-in-love-couples? NO, it doesn't!
We get that you're in love. But spare us the trailer of what probably happens in your bedroom, please?
If you get as worked up as me when someone indulges in PDA like there's no tomorrow, then you'll most definitely relate to these illustrations:
Next time, if someone is graciously displaying affection to their loved one in front you you, go ahead and politely ask them to punch you in the eyes instead!
Fab illustrations by Aroop Mishra