PornHub, the world’s biggest porn site, cares about its users. Every now and then, it offers free access to premium videos (Hint: Their Valentine’s Day offer) because regular videos aren’t ‘fun’ enough.
Recently, the site announced that it will offer free access to premium videos to people from cities with ‘sexual names’, with this cheeky video tweet.
Do you live in Lower Dicker? If you live in one of those special towns that formerly made you embarrassed to state your location, fret not. They are now part of “Premium Places” and you get FREE access to Pornhub Premium because you deserve it! https://t.co/QLMRRXjpHn
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) March 27, 2018
And it was all people needed to flood Twitter with responses that are basically Geography lessons; only better from the ones in school.
For instance, I now know there is a town called Cumbum in Tamil Nadu (The insinuation here is so strong, these guys should give residents free access for all 365 days of the year).
Fucking, a village in upper Austria. They should get a lifetime achievement thingy….
— Robert Bauchinger (@RBauchinger) March 27, 2018
I live in Chorlton Cum Hardy, do I get free porn
— Sam (@SAMiCURE) March 27, 2018
There’s a town in the province of NL, Canada named “Dildo”. I know this because I live an hour away.
— Mary Mooney (@Moonshine7099) March 28, 2018
LOLL! @Pornhub is offering free premium access to places with unintentionally double-meaning names… including Cumbum, Tamil Nadu! https://t.co/QKCHGnfNMu
— Sahil Rizwan (@SahilRiz) March 29, 2018
Cumbum in the Indian state of Tamil Nadu is one of the cities @Pornhub has selected to offer free porn to as an initiative to reward cities with double-meaning names https://t.co/CyCoiXjyrh
— Very Stable Genius (@Rantaramic) March 29, 2018
Is there one for Cockermouth in the UK? (It’s a real place)
— Andre Allumé (@andreallume) March 27, 2018
In a press release, the vice president of the site had earlier mentioned:
With the proliferation of online adult entertainment, many people have become very well-versed in its vernacular and sexual sayings. Unfortunately, this has made towns with sexually suggestive names the butt of many more jokes. Here at Pornhub, we think a name is worth celebrating, rather than subjecting to incessant ridicule.
PornHub is more considerate than most people I know. Continue the good work, you guys.
