How can you ever go wrong with biryani? Unless of course, it's vegetarian. But apart from that, biryani is the most perfect dish mankind has ever had and tampering with any of its ingredients is sheer blasphemy.
If you thought that an accidental elaichi was the worst thing to happen to you while eating biryani, we have sad news for you. This eatery in Pune has imagined the worst thing you could do to biryani and turned it into a reality - Pasta Biryani with Oregano Raita! Yes, you read that right. Why would anyone in their right minds ruin two completely perfect dishes and produce this horrendous combination? I can't even begin to think what oregano raita even means.
Pasta Biryani 😡😡Leave our Biryani alone pic.twitter.com/gi7PnH5oC9— Salman (@salman2979) August 20, 2017
As expected, Twitter lost their shit over it and here are some of the best reactions:
Italians and Indians don't mix. Be it politics(congress) or food . Pasta is good biryani is good but biryani-pasta .hey bhagwaan !— nirav patani (@nirav_patani) August 20, 2017
Our thoughts exactly!
Looks like someone mixed the leftover food.— anupma (@anupmabakshi) August 21, 2017
Said it like a true biryani lover:
Kuch cheezon ka mazaq nahe hota: Mother, Motherland and Biryani!!— Noman Yousuf (@NomanYousufDan) August 21, 2017
He must be smoking something good.
WTF !To the Phucking Inventor 😬 pic.twitter.com/PkePz2UJkH— Spartacus Asli Wala (@SpartacusAsli) August 20, 2017
this means WAR....— SANDIPAN MITRA (@SANDIPANMITRA6) August 20, 2017
We too are seeking an answer.
Pasta f***ing biryani? Is this some revenge for Pav Bhaji sauce pasta? https://t.co/sSNDxxDLlG— Harshad Deshpande (@d_harshad_d) August 20, 2017
What the fuck is Pasta Biryani ? What Zaleel people 😑😑— Munazza مُنَزَّہ (@munazzaanwaar) August 20, 2017
Disgrace. That's exactly what this is.
stop disgracing biryani with your pineapples and pasta and fuck off— Mariam (@nebulousme_) August 20, 2017
Sums it up just about right.
What are your thoughts on this 'innovation'?