If there’s one thing that’ll always be awkward no matter how much time goes by, then it’s getting caught while masturbating.
I mean, it’s okay to masturbate as it’s totally normal and healthy but there’s a different kind of pain you experience when you’re caught.
Sharing their experiences, we found a thread where people got talking about the times when they were caught ‘jerking off.’
And, believe me, you’d better brace yourself (pun not intended lol).
Trigger Warning: Graphic content.
1. Yikes, that’s gonna give trauma to everyone.
2. Umm, is it just me or you find this creepy too?
3. I mean, how does that even happen?
4. All’s well that ends well.
My mom came home early. Went to check if okay and then quickly apologized and left bathroom. Later had an awkward talk about masturbation and encouraged me to get a body safe device instead of running up the water bill. She even offered to take me to the adult store. As awkward as this all was, it helped squash some hang-ups about masturbation and helped me help my friends use safe toys and take to get them.
5. I can just feel the awkwardness from here.
6. He seems like a supportive dad.
7. I think this is what true acceptance looks like.
I would lay on the couch in the living room with my blanket over me and do my deed. Almost every time my older brother would walk in, knew what the blanket meant, and just walk over and rip that shit off and I’d just be there, pants down, dick in hand.
8. So, that was that.
9. I think we ought to give our parents more credit than they deserve, especially after this.
10. This is your sign to leave planet Earth and live on Mars.
11. I hope nobody gets a roommate like this person.
12. Poor child.
13. Some secrets were spilled that day.
14. EWWW. I repeat SO EWWWW.
15. The lesson is to always double-check.
16. This is what happens to people who don’t knock first.
BRB, need therapy to get over this.
