Zindagi mein 3 cheezein kabhi bhi aa sakti hai. Maut, fart aur tharak. While the former two are inevitable, the latter can thankfully, be taken care of.

Long live masturbation.

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However, there are instances when you feel super horny in public places. But cannot 'help yourself'. Because public indecency.

Source: The jerk shirt

Hence, to 'help you out' in awkward situations like these, here's presenting the Jerk Shirt; a 'revolutionary' invention by Cam Soda, the shirt comes with a prosthetic hand so that you can shake it up in incognito mode.

Source: Jerk shirt

However, we really doubt whether we want this in public spaces.

I mean imagine sitting next to a guy doing this...

Source: Cam Soda

Moreover, we genuinely feel it'll just make things easier for creeps in public places.

Source: Imgur

Also, check out their hilariously awkward ad right here. (Kinda NSFW)

We're all for new inventions and technological progress but this is taking it a bit too far.