Earlier today, ESPNCRICINFO tweeted about Virat Kohli’s 33rd birthday, asking fans if they could call the Indian captain today, what would they say?
If you could call @imVkohli on his birthday today, what would you tell him? 📞 pic.twitter.com/PDc5B029yZ
— ESPNcricinfo (@ESPNcricinfo) November 5, 2021
As you can imagine, the post was a bait and Twitter didn’t disappoint.
Bhai list baatsapp karriya hu Dubai se aate aate le aana aur heppi baddy to you https://t.co/f3iocRFDMi
— Umesh (@Umemesh) November 5, 2021
I'd say: Happy Birthday, Virat! Being the captain of India's cricket team must be a tough job. Thank you for doing your best. Love to you and your family! https://t.co/btO5QdF9mx
— Chintan (@chintan_connect) November 5, 2021
Hooman try your best to win toss https://t.co/Dsaxn0hNXM
— Dogbite (@Dogbite44432939) November 5, 2021
Drop your captaincy from all the formats and remind this fuckin world that you are the greatest batsman ever thus sport has seen 🔥 @imVkohli https://t.co/1UC5VpCc6r
— Maanaadu Diwali 💥 (@_dancing_rose) November 5, 2021
That I have his picture on my desktop for last three years. 👀 https://t.co/0c6MkXC9B9
— Marwah Khan (@MarwahKhan64) November 5, 2021
King hai thu.. king.. roar https://t.co/ifdtC24NAk pic.twitter.com/gDTUlulTSy
— 10 🏏 (@Srikhar_PSPK) November 5, 2021
“G’day it’s John Blackman here from Telecom Mobilenet, who’s this?” @TLSChampagne https://t.co/30oyDzb3py
— B.J. Winzer (@Omegaville) November 5, 2021
YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE AFTER MS DHONI https://t.co/Q9pdWe8Yy1
— 🐺 (@mastlifejenayka) November 5, 2021
You’re a brilliant batsman but even a better human being. https://t.co/7NDQ251WmI
— ah sew na (@PurplePhoenicks) November 5, 2021
I’d call him during toss time and tell him what to choose https://t.co/UXEL1Dz4Z8
— we move (@Ocreativitigang) November 5, 2021
I want u to leave captaincy of odi too so we can witness vintage virat kohli again – honest virat fan ❣️ https://t.co/4wI3iJPcET
— Masho (@gun_steyn) November 5, 2021
You are here not prove anything to anybody
— Gamers Dont Die They Respawn (@godlevelnoob) November 5, 2021
Just smash everybody like how you do
Finally happy birthday king ❤️ https://t.co/A0JJ6ACC5b
Send someone else for Toss https://t.co/8eniS1Y3fw
— NSKR (@SATISHKUMARN9) November 5, 2021
You don’t need a trophy as a captain to validate your tactical genuineness ❤️😇 #HappyBirthdayViratKohli https://t.co/Fsw2EefRel
— Pai Smoke (@79off47) November 5, 2021
i want the 2016 virat who had almost1000 runs in 16 matches in ipl and an average of 80 in worldt20 2016 please virat put us your maiden century in t20is today or a wonderful 60/70/80 https://t.co/34PKIFx3uF
— Arulmani Chezhian (@ArulmaniChezhi1) November 5, 2021
That I am fascinated by the courage he shows to walk out for the toss for every game. That shit ain’t easy. https://t.co/4QHwYwNSnE
— Suyash (@SuyashBirje) November 5, 2021
Ignore chumtiya kind of people… https://t.co/UXsZBqAQaX
— Prince kush {ᴍʀ ʙᴇʀᴏᴊɢᴀʀ}😎 (@prince_29_kush) November 5, 2021
No matter how much haters troll you, your loyal fans will continue to support you. And we all are waiting for the 71st ton! https://t.co/1ozeaHFJMH
— Suketu 🕉️🚩 (@im_suketu) November 5, 2021
Call me on 12 nove on my birth day .
— ~Sanjay नारद Mishra (@iSanjayM_IND) November 5, 2021
I will tell you. https://t.co/xPhoPb1TrU
Would ask him to recreate these 🥺 pic.twitter.com/ULrQVsrKNk
— 🐐 (@FOREVER_VK_FAN) November 5, 2021
Personally, I would just like “Ssup” and he would be like, “Who’s this” and I would say, “Anil Kumble” and cut the call. *chaos intensifies*
