Earlier today, ESPNCRICINFO tweeted about Virat Kohli’s 33rd birthday, asking fans if they could call the Indian captain today, what would they say? 

As you can imagine, the post was a bait and Twitter didn’t disappoint. 

Personally, I would just like “Ssup” and he would be like, “Who’s this” and I would say, “Anil Kumble” and cut the call. *chaos intensifies*