They say that eating chocolate releases chemicals in our brains that stimulate the very pleasure centers that are stimulated when we have sex. Well, chocolate is for losers. No, I take that back, chocolate rules all. But we've got you a list of things that do the exact thing that chocolate does - in far less scientifically provable ways - make you feel the orgasm feels.

I dare you to deny that the following things make our minds, bodies and souls tingle with pleasure.

1. Wiggling your pinky finger in your ear

Source: David Wolfe


2. Popping bubble wrap

Source: Sadda Haq


3. Taking a hot shower in the winter

Source: Master Plumbing & Mechanical


4. Finally getting to pee after holding it in for a while

Source: We Know Memes


5. A really good stretch-yawn combo

Source: Deviant Art via Furlined


6. Cracking all your knuckles perfectly

Source: Huffington Post


7. Taking off heels

Source: Flooks


8. Unhooking a bra - whether you're a straight man or any woman

Source: KBat


9. Sneezing an elusive sneeze

Source: iScience Mag


10. Peeling off the plastic on new electronics

Source: 1000 Awesome Things


11. Stroking someone's recently shaved head

Source: Crooks And Liars


12. Almost dropping your phone but catching it at the last second

Source: Angie's List


13. Realising that two unrelated holidays that innocently fell on a Friday and a Monday just gave you a 4-day weekend.

Source: Funny Pica


14. This. Godsent. Object.

Source: Ebay


15. Walking on rustle-y autumn leaves

Source: Healthista


16. Taking a majestic, effortless shit and feeling 3 kilos lighter

Source: YouTube


Toh bhaiyon aur behnon... dhoondne se toh bhagwan bhi mil jaata hai, orgasm kya cheez hai. Are there any orgasmic jewels of life that we forgot? Tell us in the comments.