Valentine’s Day is not everybody’s cup of coffee. If you’re single, then chances are this is the worst time of the year for you. Turns out, you’re not alone (single, but not alone).
Here are 32 people who have a hilarious take on V-Day.
My plans for Valentine’s Day 😃 pic.twitter.com/2XA7sdh7Wj
— 👑Mo⭐G🇿🇦🌍🇿🇦 (@Mo_G_Monwabisi) January 31, 2019
How I’m surprising myself this Valentine’s Day. pic.twitter.com/vZAZGb6rXD
— The First Lady (@SharzzySean) February 7, 2019
Friend : Valentine’s day ka kya plan hai?Me : pic.twitter.com/q6Rdt3eD6q
— Bade Chote (@badechote) February 14, 2018
Single people when they realise valentines day is approaching: pic.twitter.com/c9bMzfaOE1
— Sadhvi Narula❄️ (@sadhvinarula) January 21, 2019
Valentines Day – The most depressing day for a single guy!
Right after Raksha Bandhan!— mrdl (@Psilosophy) February 9, 2012
Boss : any Valentine’s Day plans after office?Colleague 1 : Mera husband aa raha haiColleague 2 : Mera boyfriend aa raha haiMe : Rona aa raha hai
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 14, 2018
When crush says i’m still single on this valentine’s day Me- mujhse https://t.co/ESJsiBRmFa
— Damsel 🖤 (@thegirl_youhate) February 3, 2018
Mechanical engineers watching other couples on Valentine’s Day pic.twitter.com/Ylt7o4gB9k
— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) February 13, 2018
Valentine’s Day vs Mata Pita diwas pic.twitter.com/Ntytdxtk3I
— ⁷⁹Au₁₉₇ (@TheSortedChaos) February 5, 2019
Valentine’s Day promotion reaching new levels. pic.twitter.com/D1Wza9EdsN
— Godman Chikna (@Madan_Chikna) February 6, 2019
When he is going out on Valentine’s Day.. pic.twitter.com/wNELAXoZMb
— Romz (@RomanaRaza) February 4, 2019
Singles se puchna ki wo Valentine’s Day ke din kya kar rahe hai.. pic.twitter.com/DcJXN41bzJ
— Romz (@RomanaRaza) January 24, 2019
*Valentine’s Day*Bajrang Dal: pic.twitter.com/IdVbUtIvWv
— Romz (@RomanaRaza) January 18, 2019
valentines dayalentines daylentines dayentines dayntines daytines dayines daynes dayes days daydayayay Ajnabee tu bhi single hai to kabhi awaz de kahi se 😭
— An Ta Ra ♈ (@Decent_Aafat) February 5, 2019
Valentines dayalentines daylentines dayentines dayntines daytines dayines daynes dayes days daydayayayyayyyy where the weed at?
— 420 Pieces™ (@420pieces) February 14, 2016
Friends: valentine’s day ke kya plans hai tere??Me: pic.twitter.com/UKoLhSzLwB
— Sadhvi Narula❄️ (@sadhvinarula) February 3, 2019
Single people on most days: Spread love not hate!Singles on Valentines Day: I hate love and everything that has to do with it.
— rissler ☼ (@MegsRissler) February 14, 2018
Valentine’s day alentine’s day lentine’s day ntine’s day e’s day ay…. pic.twitter.com/3LqrP98FHL
— SAc HIn (@Doncus22) February 2, 2019
seeing ads for valentine’s day when ur single pic.twitter.com/1yn0knVkrS
— syd ✨ (@sydisokay) February 7, 2019
valentines day can suck a doorknob not because it’s a capitalist day of literal ostracization and overflow of plastic, but because I’ll be alone and I will have no affection whatsoever. pic.twitter.com/7pExgSV0SD
— Nahwahquaygiezhigokwe🌞 (@Anishinaabeb) February 7, 2019
Valentines day plans
1. Breakfast in bed2. Box of chocolates3. Watch movie4. Dinner for two5. Regret eating two dinners6. Bed alone— ThisBeardCameToParty (@roadscrapin) February 6, 2019
Found out why i hate valentines day, it’s not because i’m going to die alone, but because i fucking love assorted box chocolates and can’t deal with the internal anxiety of buying them for myself.
— BigGaySenpai~ (@CthulhuSenpai) February 6, 2019
when valentine’s days coming up and i’m still single, swipe right pls x pic.twitter.com/v8w0n6v7nv
— ashleigh (@hfkashleigh) January 29, 2019
Valentine’s Day really separates the men from the boys, and then separates me from both of them in a third location
— Megan Amram (@meganamram) February 15, 2015
Aww, my Valentine* brought me a gift***pizza guy **pizza that I paid for
— Jim F (@jamesfreid) February 14, 2018
That moment you realize your milk has a Valentine’s Day date & you don’t… pic.twitter.com/KX2S83bK8s
— Curtis Lepore (@curtislepore) February 1, 2016
Friend : Valentine’s Day pe kiske saath baahar ja raha hai?Me : Umeed ke saath
— Pakchikpak Raja Babu (@HaramiParindey) February 12, 2017
If there was a female Valentine’s Day version of Scrooge it would be me. Humbug! pic.twitter.com/0JCjMa3uXo
— RepressedEmoStef (@stef_gutierrez) February 14, 2018
Single on valentines day: pic.twitter.com/SwE4liwTcK
— Irtasam Ch 🇵🇰🇦🇪 (@irtasamchaudhry) January 29, 2019
My Valentine’s day plan is as follows: pic.twitter.com/i5oJLOfWbV
— Seray İscimen (@seraaiscimen) February 7, 2019
You know it’s bad when the only date U have on Valentine’s Day is a doctors appointment.😅👍🏼
— Laura (@Laurakmx) February 7, 2019
Happy Single Awareness Day!
