Me: I want to change my mobile network. None of the mobile networks work in my office.
Friend: Try Patanjali.
According to a report by the TOI, Patanjali announced its tie up with BSNL to launch the Swadeshi Samriddhi SIM cards.
While this is just meant for their workers across the country, Twitter quickly jumped on the bandwagon and stretched its imagination to troll the 'sanskari sim'.
* gets Patanjali SIM ** calls customer care *Me: Network nahi aa raha. Is SIM ka kya karu ab? Executive: Pehle bahar nikaaliye fir andar daaliyeMe: Main 3 baar SIM andar bahar kar chuka huExec: Ji me SIM ki nahi, saans ki baat kar raha hu.— Appurv Gupta-GuptaJi (@appurv_gupta) May 29, 2018
Yoga is the new porn.
When you browse the Internet using Patanjali SIM pic.twitter.com/qC6azntzdS— Bollywood Gandu (@BollywoodGandu) May 29, 2018
Purification is the key.
Is it true that to activate International Roaming on #PatanjaliSim you have to put few drops of Gaumutra on it?— Atul Khatri (@one_by_two) May 29, 2018
Hello! Wrong number?
If you dial female friends on #PatanjaliSIM ,call will be directed to your wife.— घुमक्कड़ (@wandererlko) May 29, 2018
On the top.
Save trees, enjoy network.
#patanjalisim doesn't need any tower, its just simplePlant a tree it will fetch network for u😂Patanjali Sim Card— Mr. 360'™ (@Mr_360Abd) May 29, 2018
Yeh sevayein aapke phone pe uplabdh nahi hai!
If you'll try sexting with #PatanjaliSIM, it'll be blocked with immediate effect.— The Sarcastic Jerk (@The_Sarcastic_J) May 29, 2018
If you type wine/rum/vodka using patanjali sim it'll get autocorrected to Gau Mutra instantly. #PatanjaliSIM— Raj (@Naise_nerd) May 29, 2018
I typed bdsm using patanjali sim...It suggested badam doodh sharbat mix— Dr. Hypocrite (@yebikgayahaiind) May 29, 2018
When searched for "Beat pe Booty" using Patanjali Sim, they displayed "DO YOU MEAN JADIBUTI"😷— मिश्रा जी 🙏 (@itsAmanMishra) May 29, 2018
Secret behind your fitness?
The ultimate saviour.
If you dial emergency number 100 on #PatanjaliSIM ,call will be directed to nearest mandir— Viru Sahastrabuddhe (@lamechemist) May 29, 2018
Left, right, up, down.
Patanjali has launched new SIM cards.The tariff plans will be extremely Flexible.— Shridhar V (@iimcomic) May 29, 2018
when u insert patanjali sim card in ur phone pic.twitter.com/zcoNhOtyz4— Arun LoL (@dhaikilokatweet) May 29, 2018
Install the sim at your own risk.
When you insert Patanjali SIM card in your phone pic.twitter.com/hTn3cTp7hq— Aditya Tare (@adityaatare) May 29, 2018
#patanjalisim to be activated only if you do suryanamaskar standing on one leg.— Nalin Dhaulakhandi (@NalinDhaulakhan) May 29, 2018
Natural and safe.
Meanwhile Sudhir Chaudhary-"Patanjali SIM card is totally made up of herbal elements which rules out any possibility of radiation while using it. It can also be located 250 mts. below the ground even in switched off condition and can be traced just by doing Bhramari Aasan".— Manish Manbansha (@M_Manubansha) May 29, 2018
Normal sim cards - Incoming OutgoingPatanjali sim cards - anulom vilom— Hitarth Desai (@filmeyshilmey_) May 29, 2018
It's scary AF!
When you call a Patanjali sim user and it's busy: "Jis upbhogta se aap sampark karna chaah rhe hain wo kisi anya call pe vyast hain, kripaya tab tak aap anulom-vilom ya kapaal-bhaati kar lein"— Neeche Se Topper (@NeecheSeTopper) May 29, 2018