Good booze can make a bad day good and a good day better. Similarly, people, with their often ridiculous and sometimes good habits can suck the joy out of life or make it infinitely better.

We tried to imagine people being the different types of booze available at our disposal at various times, according to their sun signs. Well, while some of them were surprising, some of them were pretty fucking obvious.

Don't tell me, you got breezer!