Kuchh to log kahenge, logo ka kaam hai kehna. To hell with all the 'hawwws'.
Here follows a list of reasons why shorts are plain awesome.
1. Because, POCKETS. Eeeeep.
2. Because everyone is allowed to wear clothes they feel confident in.
3. Because dear society, body positivity is here to stay.
4. Because, they look a-banging. FaLaLa LaLa.
5. Because, why should boys have all the fun?
6. Because, high-waisted shorts are cute and hot AF, at the same time. And if they offend someone, then it is their problem. #Sorrynotsorry.
7. Because logon ke kehne se humein ghanta farak nahi padta.
8. Because, Poo Mata, in K3G, said 'PHAT' is 'Pretty hot and tempting!'
9. Because, we don't ascribe to popular media's sexualisation of legs.
10. Because, why not. Queen emojis.
11. Because, the comfort though.
12. Hello, fraands, shorts pehen lo. Kick-ass hai.
13. Because patriarchal regulations and beauty standards are both BS and contradictory.
14. Because, life's too short to give a fuck as to what other's think.
15. Because, it's draining to explain our life choices every minute, every day.
16. Because, we'll just do what we wanna do, and zone out society's comments.
17. Because, we hope for a day, that we don't have to write articles like these again. Peace out.