April 05, 2016 at 10:13 AM
How many times have you asked a woman out in the restaurant by penning your thoughts on a piece of tissue paper?
Ushering in a total paradigm shift are bill receipts, which are the new means of communication. Here are 30 of them for you to enjoy. Some are funny, some are sweet, while a few would totally elicit a WTF.
Discount for having “the best butt”! Unbelievable There’s a price to pay for letting one rip! Funny Receipts “Extra wet” Viral Circus The waitress talked about her Italian roots. What she received must have left her totally flabbergasted! Way to go! Seenox The best way to ask out a waitress! The FW Having a tan pays! The FW Cola Wars explained. TheFW Because God > Tip Eater Having babies who don’t wail saves you money too! TheFW Sweet gesture… Crnobelo Legit poetry! Meme Collection When the tip is bigger than the bill. Mental Floss Who would foot this bill? 780Tuners When tipping is math! TheFW Everyone knows what you came her for. Wackyy Come on, don’t be mean to stoners! Answers And to fat women. BuzzFeed GooGoo Sprm anyone? Indian Jew? Funny Receipts Dayummmn! Funny Receipts Not everyone can math tho. Piximus Coke and dick? b’Source: Funny Receipts’ Everybody was birthday tippinggggggggg… Break Room Stories The sweetest “Thank You” note! Blogspot Passing the baton. Vlaad This is honestly sweet. Volucia Funnily harsh! Bossip Damn, this N-word man was broke! M! Serving clients with a P-p-p-poker face! TheFW Turn me on with your garlic bread… TheFW