It’s no secret that our GDP has been playing hide and seek with our feeling for a while now. The Indian economy is being a stubborn pest, refusing to rise and make us all super rich so we never have to work again (that’s how it works, right?). Anyway, since we’ve exhausted all other means of bumping up our GDP, we asked some famous Indians to step in.
Aaaaand that was completely useless…
By the way, this is a humour article. Obviously, none of these guys actually said this stuff.