If Indian States Were People In A Bar, This Is How They’d Behave

Raj Das

[FAIR WARNING – If you’re easily offended, maybe this isn’t for you.]

When Reddit’s AskReddit community played around with an interesting idea: The United States is a bar, what is each State doing and drinking? , it prompted the community of Indian Redditors to come up with its own desi version . Some of the answers there were hilarious, but seeing how they didn’t cover every state, we thought, why don’t we come up with some of our own highly stereotypical interpretations of what it’d be like if India were a bar? As patrons, what would each state or union territory do?

So here goes.

There are few things that unite us all. We hope a good sense of humour is one of those things.

Artwork by the talented Aakansha Pushp .

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