A Love Letter To My Support System, Closest Companion & One True Love: My Bed

Ira Shukla

Every morning when I wake up, you take me into your arms and comfort me. You force me to stay, you just won’t let go.

And today I confess, that leaving you is indeed the hardest part of my day. 

Dear bed, I have never loved anyone more than I have loved you. 

Net Doctor

It’s been 25 years since we have known each other but every time I meet you, it feels like the first time. 

I still feel the butterflies in my stomach when I look at you.

Don’t know how that could be possible. We must be soulmates, right?

Mattress Firm

You have seen me in my happiest of moods and also the saddest. 

I crush you and I hit you.

But you never complain and accept me just the way I am.

Slumber Cloud

I have to admit that I mistreat you sometimes and I hate it afterwards. 

I make you go through a lot. 

But I swear I only have good intentions in my mind. I want to take care of you, but I only find time on Sundays, which I mostly spend giving you affection. 

MSN

You do so much for me and only thing you ask for, is that I wash your clothes. 

And I can’t even do that! I am sorry. 

Mattress Zine

When I am out, you wait for me patiently at home. You never ask me questions, you never wonder whether I spend time with another bed.

Whether it’s noon or midnight, you are just there for me. 

Tripadvisor

Sometimes, I come home drunk and if it were not for you, I would be lying on the floor shivering.

Thanks for being my support system and 2 AM friend. 

Molempire

Moving my fingers across your gentle creases reminds me that when you are in love, nothing ‘mattress’

Tripadvisor

I love you so much, I think I’ll start cryin’,

From now, till eternity, I am yours and you are mine .

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