You need her more than she needs you. And she is well aware of it. You wake up everyday because she switches the fan off. Such is the importance of your Bai .Here is some really wacky shit only your Bai can throw at you.
When she’s being picky…
1. “Mai bathroom nahi dhoti.”
2. “Mai underwear nahi dhoti.”
3. “Mai ‘non-veg’ bartan nahi dhoti.”
4. “Mai chicken nahi banati.”
5. “Mai daaru ki botal nahi chuti.”
6. ” Ye sab kaam mai nahi karti.”
When she “runs out of” stuff…
7. “Pyaaz khatam ho gaya.”
8. “Gas khatam ho gaya.”
9. “Doodh khatam ho gaya.”
10. “Kaam khatam ho gaya.”
When you look away for 5 seconds…
11. “Poore ghar me jhaadu ho gaya.”
12. “Poore ghar me pochha ho gaya.”
13. “Poore ghar me dusting ho gaya.”
14. “Poore garden me watering ho gaya.”
When you think you’re the boss…
15. “Sabzi mai layegi, hisaab mat mangna.”
16. “Matar chhilva do, didi.”
17. “Sofa utha do, bhaiya.”
18. “Gadda hata do, bhaiya.”
19. “Cockroach bhaga do, didi.”
When she lays down the law…
20. “Subah jaldi nahi aa paungi.”
21. “Shaam ko jaldi nikalna hai, late ho jata hai.”
22. “Chaabi dedo, mai safai kar ke nikal jayungi.”