Doctors are considered God-sent in our country. They save lives and cure diseases apart from making a lot of money and puzzling you with bad hand-writing. Have a look at these weird things only doctors in India say.
The straight face comment
1. ” Nothing to worry, just minor fractures in the spine. “
2. ” Stay calm, it’s the first heart attack. “
3. ” Just six months of bed-rest, then you are good to go. “
The Congratulatory Speech
4. ” Mubarak ho, beti hui hai ! “
5. ” Mubarak ho, beta hua hai ! “
6. ” Mubarak ho, typhoid… “
The Useless Chores
7. ” Compounder Ramesh, weight lelo ! “
8. ” Compounder Ramesh, height lelo ! ”
9. ” Compounder Ramesh, eye test lelo ! ”
10. ” Bhai saab, paise idhar ! ”
The Obvious advice
11. ” Buy the medicine. “
Sure, as soon as archaeologists decipher this ancient script.
12. ” Eat properly. “
You don’t say!
13. ” Stay healthy! “
Ha Ha. You’re funny.
When they’re explaining you technical shit
14. ” This is a case of acute cephalgia, caused by dilation of cerebral arteries! “
OH NO!!
15. ” Your blood report for HIV is here. It’s positive! “
Lakh Lakh shukra hai bhagwan ka!
And the dreaded invitation
16. ” Come back tomorrow. “
Party hai kya ?
Oh. Get well soon.