Dear Delhi Govt, You’ve Shut School Due to Smog, But What About Bechara Office-Wallahs Like Me?

Smrutisnat Jena

Dilli ki hawa mein kuch baat hai. Only this time, you do not want to hear it but it feels like someone just thrust a speaker down your ears. 

Weknowmemes

The air quality in the capital is beyond repair at this point and our lungs are soaking in it.

However, according to a report by India Today, the state government has decided to cancel all classes for students up to Std V. 

Which is nice, but, what about the high school kids? Why are they being subjected to the gas chamber (CM Kejriwal‘s very own words)? 

Why am I sitting in the office, writing this when smoking feels healthier than the air outside?

Let me get this straight. I am not complaining about std V students getting holidays. What I am very politely asking is why don’t the rest of us. Because trust me, the air outside looks worse than a desert storm.

So the only question that needs to be is asked is if the government keeps on using Boroline for wounds that need surgery or do they stitch and repair the fuck out of it and spare us the horror of a smokey holocaust?

You might also like
Love Unrequited: Woman Techie Tries to Frame Co-worker for Air India Crash
‘Participating in Operation Sindoor Doesn’t Give You Immunity’: SC denies relief to army officer in dowry death case
24 Girl Students Accuse Teacher of Sexual Harassment at Rajgarh Govt School
Haryana Model Sheetal Choudhary’s Boyfriend, Married Father Of 2, Confesses To Her Murder
Protean Is Literally Everywhere Right Now & Honestly, We’re Not Mad About It!
Jaipur Isn’t an Accident. It’s Proof That Drunk Driving in India Is Practically a Free Pass