10 Things People With A Unisex Name Are Tired Of Hearing

Raunaq Bhatti

In the 21 years of my life, nothing about me has stood out more than my name. Go ahead, check out the by-line again to see what I’m talking about. Don’t get it? 

*Hint hint* I’m a girl. 

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I’m sure there are some (I hope?) out there like me, living with a name that can easily be a boy or a girl’s. And I’m sure, just like me, you too are tired of hearing the same ol’ things.  

1. *meets for the first time* ‘Oh! I thought you were a boy!’ 

Me and my X chromosome are here to disappoint you. 

2. Hi, can I speak to MISTER Raunaq? 

I’m sorry, Mr. Raunaq can’t come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, cuz he don’t exist. 

3. Oh, I have loads of friends named Raunaq, but none of them are girls. 

Congratulations on your many raunaqs. 

4. You must be from Punjab na, waha toh Dilpreet ladka-ladki dono hote hai! 

Punjab really seems to be the pioneer for gender-equality. 

5. But Raunaq is a boy’s name, na? *cue in-depth explanation of why it is a female-gendered Hindi word*

Watch me morph from an English writer to a Hindi professor in 2 seconds. 

6. My father thinks you’re my boyfriend because we hang out a lot. 

7. Imagine dating someone named Raunaq also! 

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Oh, the horror.

8. Did your parents not love you enough to give you a pretty name? 

9. But why Raunaq????? There are so many other names you could have had!

Well I didn’t have much of a choice at 3 days old!!

10. Wow, that’s such a unique name. 

*joins Unisex Names Anonymous* ~gender no bar~

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