If India Were A Classroom, This Is What These Famous People Would Be Doing

Rohit Bhattacharya

For better or for worse, India’s celebrities have some pretty strong personalities. But how would they translate into a school classroom? Considering what they’re up to today, here’s what they probably would have been like while eating chalk and sharpening pencils. 

1. Sonu Sood – Would distribute sweets to everyone every day, not just on his birthday.

2. Arvind Kejriwal – Would keep accusing people of stealing his pencil.

3. Narendra Modi – Would be the only person studying ‘Entire Political Science’.

4. Navika Kumar – Would spread a rumour that Rahul and Pooja ne kiss kiya.

5. Sambit Patra – Would be the teacher’s pet.

6. Arnab Goswami – Would constantly argue with the teacher and remind them about our homework.

7. Baba Ramdev – Would get called to the principal’s office for keeping long hair and doing random shit when the teacher leaves the class.

8. Amit Shah – Would be the class bully.

9. Rahul Gandhi – Would be the signature rich kid whose tiffin box is from the US.

10. Kangana Ranaut – Would be the ringleader of the mean girls group.

11. Yogi Adityanath – Would call everyone by a nickname no one else used.

12. Mamata Banerjee – Would invariably have a ‘broken leg’ on the day of a test.

13. Mukesh Ambani – Would be homeschooled by teachers flown in from Wharton. 

14. Karan Johar – Would be the only person who actually knew whether PT sir was dating the English teacher. 

15. Anurag Kashyap – Would teach every kid in the class to say BC/MC and other assorted gaalis

“Is this a classroom or a fish market?!”


All gifs from Giphy.

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