While The World Seems To Be Ending, Amit Ji Is Worried About His Tweet Numbering. Cuz Priorities

Ira Shukla

Can Twitter please, please come up with automatic post numbering system? 

Because Amitabh Bachchan has been freaking out about it on behalf of the entire world, and I think it’s time something is done about that. 

For instance, he tweeted this a while ago.

Every second day, he posts something about his tweet not being 2045 but 2044, which is actually 2043 because he happened to delete something.

Like seriously, who cares?

No one is sitting there thinking yaar Amit ji ne 2043 ke baad 2045 likh diya ab kya hoga?

Well I suppose one can’t be too sure about that.

But in the middle of a pandemic, when it seems like the world is about to end, Amit ji’s obsession is just too much.

Oh, and by the way, even his clarification is wrong, unless there is some odd way of numbering he’s following. 

He has 3 tweets numbered 3553 (I went deep into it). How? And unka explanation kahan hai?

Now 10 days later he will say 3555, 3554 tha, and 3557 was 3555 because 3556 is a retweet.

Sir, if someone had spent this much time in a lab, we would have found corona vaccine by now. Just quit, the world is ending anyway, aliens won’t care about all this when they find our ruins.

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