Nobody:
ScoopWhoop: Honest resume of zodiacs be like-
1. HIGH AUNTY!
2. Kal bhej doonga CV, yaar.
3. Pro Tip: Geminis ko aise hi reject kar dein.
4. Likely hired for work from home.
5. I am a Leo. Deal with it.
6. Virgos and their god complex.
7. Can’t decide what to write here.
8. How’s the view from that high-horse of yours?
9. Aaj ye kar ke aaya.
10. Capricorn: Hey, I…HR: HIRED!
11. ‘A-curious’ case.
12. No, I am not crying. I have s(pisces) in my eye.
Design credits – Lucky Mehendiratta & Nupur Agrawal.