Call it my morning ritual, but the moment I wake up, the first thing I do is I open my phone, switch on Google Maps and see the number of roads that are red. And I’m never disappointed, the roads that lead to my office are always blood-red, signifying I’m more or less traf**ked.

And here are the kind of emotions, that my tiny little heart has to go through. 

1. When the first thing I see in the morning is ETA to work - 2 hours, 10 minutes. I mean, why did I even wake up!

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 Why god why?

2. The signs say speed limit be 60 kmph & I don't even get to exceed 10 kmph! Yes, kill me now.

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 Arghhh...

3. So much honking that the idea of being deaf seems better. What crime did I commit to hear all this noise?

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 My ears are bleeding, yup.

4. When you get stuck on a signal for hours and hours. Like really, you've got to be kidding me!

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 Can I cry now?

5. Cows, trucks, bikes and cars, all on the same freakin' road. Seriously, logic has been dumped in the trash. No wait, there are potholes too.

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Spare me, please!

6. When you’re stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic and the guy on the side decides to jump over to your lane!

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Idiots, all of them.

Tell you what, I’m pretty sure that due to the constant and never-ending traffic jams I have to face, I will have to get my knee replacement surgery well before time, ‘coz you know, the constant ABC (Accelerator, Brake & Clutch). Thankfully, this can wait. Datsun’s latest hatchback, Datsun redi-GO now comes in an Automated variant, the Datsun redi-GO Smart Drive Auto. Not just this, the redi-GO comes equipped with dual driving mode, rush hour mode and best-in-class ground clearance, so that you can tackle the everyday traffic without a hassle. Choose #TheBetterAMT.

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