The many, many classical sculptures of men that we've seen in art galleries and in film and television boast of easily the closest to perfect a human body can be. Chiselled abs, shapely pecs, muscular arms and even glutes to die for.

But for all the glory of the rest of their body, one thing that remains common between them all is their underwhelming package down under. And turns out, these magnificent beasts were given tiny dicks by the sculptors for a reason.