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Source: volunteerweeklyPeople stand on the road and offer affectionate hugs to random strangers. No questions asked. No money charged. No creepiness involved.
Source: flickrBut do you know the best thing about free hugs?
Consent!
Source: firstpostAhem, clearly not one of Modi's areas of interest.
Source: theweekBut seriously, Mister Prime Minister, have you ever considered the fact that may be, just may be, the whole world is watching you?
Source: unrealtimesOr that hugging and frisking are two different and completely unrelated things?
Source: twitterOkay, let's even try to excuse your hugs as a sudden gush of playful excitement.
Source: firstpostBut does it really take Pahlaj Nihalani to tell you that the length of your hugs can get really awkward.
Source: independentWhy don't you, for once, get the fact that world leaders didn't sign up for this.
Source: quartzEven if it's their designer suit you're fixated with.
Source: quartzAnd since when did groping qualify as affection?
Source: quartzAnd how in the name of all that is sanskaari, would you even begin explaining this?
Source: b'Source: Twitter'I mean Mister Modi, let's really not wait for this day to arrive:

Are you even listening?

DUH.
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