Ladies and gentlemen, let us tell you about Joachim Low. He's Germany's World Cup winning coach, a brilliant tactician, motivator and... dedicated to eating particles from his nose, gifting them, and smelling the crevices of his body.

Yeah, that escalated quickly.

Here he is, at the World Cup, gifting a booger to Cristiano Ronaldo (who even seemingly accepted it quite gratefully).

Here is, smelling his armpits... and eating a booger -- because, enough sharing it with Ronaldo, right?

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And then, picking something from his behind and smelling/eating that as well...

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Guess you can do whatever you want as far as you're winning World Cups.