Do you know what’s the best thing about PornHub? Their fucking Twitter account. Neither are they shy nor are they worried about political correctness and that, when it comes from a porn site, is the best possible social media strategy ever.
So if you’ve never seen PornHub’s twitter, don’t worry. We have the choicest tidbits for you right there.
1. First I laughed. Then I cried.
Just burned 2000 calories!!! That is the LAST time i leave weed brownies in the oven while i nap.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 14, 2015
2. If you’re going to be snide, do your research.
@aguywithnolife excuse me? We have 38000 anal fisting videos.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) January 20, 2014
3. You’re whalecum for this factoid.
The blue whale ejaculates 40 gallons of sperm when mating. Only 10% enters the female… And you always wondered why the sea tasted salty.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) March 9, 2014
4. There are two kinds of people…
Ever think about the fact that the owner of a dildo company literally profits off you going and fucking yourself.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 7, 2015
5. Well, they’re not lying.
Don’t worry @justinbieber, http://t.co/jUlWnRna has a great selection of Latina videos to help get over your breakup @selenagomez.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) November 11, 2012
6. Wordplay is the new category on PornHub.
Creating a new human being is literally easy as fuck.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 7, 2015
7. Disturbing on multiple levels.
Did you know: Superman could hear his adopted parents having sex in incredible detail, every time?
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 12, 2015
8. This is why you don’t go partying with Ken.
The best way to break pregnancy news! pic.twitter.com/aWRSunMulv
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) July 27, 2015
9. This joke is going to be corny.
Good morning! @michaelbuble I would like to formally invite you to star in a corno on Cornhub. pic.twitter.com/TLYgN2JRXo
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 15, 2016
10. Totally why I have one of those too.
This is truly the best customer review. pic.twitter.com/j5oDwuQPLt
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) August 5, 2015
11. Game of Thrones reference is an auto-win.
We are the Mother of porn sites. pic.twitter.com/7Q4YCNBPtF
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 24, 2016
12. My kinda city.
HELLO I AM THE MAYOR. pic.twitter.com/dEyPj3Pe5z
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 24, 2016
13. Your paycheck comes only once every month.
Dicks are like paychecks! You don’t know how yours compares to others but you always hope yours is a little bigger.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 22, 2016
14. This is so wrong but it’s just so right.
I love Reddit , they pointed out that if u draw a mustache on @rihanna ‘s face, it’s almost as if Prince isn’t gone. pic.twitter.com/jaUCu3ffbj
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 22, 2016
15. What kind of burn does PornHub feel?
Bernie weighed in on Pornhub. #feelthebern pic.twitter.com/qFWK2xCW6u
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 21, 2016
16. Yo mamma joke incoming.
That’s what she said. pic.twitter.com/mDnOUjF2rH
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 21, 2016
17. So that’s what goes on at the Indo-Pak border.
“No man’s land” is a great name for a lesbian bar.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 20, 2016
18. Always looking for the silver lining.
If someone calls you an asshole you should be proud because it means you get your own category on Pornhub.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 20, 2016
19. Remember, you are what you eat.
Eat healthy, eat organic, eat pussy.
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 19, 2016
20. Sounds about right.
You can’t say happiness without saying penis
— Pornhub ARIA (@Pornhub) April 16, 2016
