The Internet is considered to be a happy place. But, as more people are coming on the platform it isn’t that happy anymore. So today, we decided to call out some of the annoying people on the Internet so that you can stay away from them and live a peaceful online life.
Start tagging them buggers. #SwacchInternetAbhiyaan
1. The ones who comment on their old photos to get likes
Your comment: Nice (24th July 2016)
Their reply: Haha thanks (30th November 2016)
2. The ones who post a dozen photos of a single event
Photo 1: Fun
Photo 1.1: Lots of fun
Photo 1.2: #Fun
Photo 1.3: #AmazingDay
Photo 1.4: Waah, kya din hai aaj
Photo 1.5: Mazza hi aa gaya
Photo 1.6: What a day, what a lovely day.
3. The ones who don’t understand sarcasm
Your status: Donald Trump became the president. This is gonna be fun
Their comment: Bro, do you know what all he has said in the past? How can you support a guy like him?
4. The ones who call everything ‘sarcasm’
Their status: Arvind Kejriwal bhenc%^#
Your comment: Why are you abusing?
Their explanation: Chill, that was sarcasm!
5. Donald Trump supporters
Grab ’em by the…
6. The ones still using old memes
Their post: It is raining because Rajinikanth left his tap open. #lol #funny #kuchbhi #dying
7. The ones who promote their own page under your posts
Your status: Getting married
Their comment: “Hey, for funny posts like my new page Real Bakchodi No Bakwass“
8. The “Bhai akele akele?” commenters on almost everything
Your update: Got a new job
Their comment: Bhai, akele akele?
Your update: Traveling to Spain for Honeymoon
Their comment: Bhai, akele akele?
9. The UNESCO messengers
Some random page: UNESCO has declared Bhabhi Ji Ghar Pe Hai as the best show of 2016
Them: “Omg, I should share this”
10. The ones who share random posts to win an iPhone
Some random page: Tim Cook is giving away the new iPhone 7, share this post and stand a chance to win one.
Them: “Finally, gotta share it”
11. People who tag you on the most unfunny posts ever
Some shitty meme: Haha @you this is so funny
Some random page: @You I tagged you because I wanted you to look at this potato for no reason when you open your phone.
12. The ones inviting you to like their new page, every few months
Notification: Annoying Friend invited you to like his new page TecKnoWledge 2016
13. The ones who keep tagging your relatives on ‘objectionable’ posts
Your photo with 4 friends of the opposite sex: Hey @YourMom look your son/daughter is really popular
A photo of you smoking hookah: Hey @YourDad look he can make smoke rings too!
14. The friend who thinks you are dating everyone you click a photo with
Their comment: Omg, kya baat hai *wink*
Their comment: You guys look perfect together
Their comment: Ahem ahem
15. The ones who get offended before even reading a full post
Some random page: “Here’s how demonetisation will affect you”
Them: “Aye bhakt saala”
Them: “Chup be Aaptard”
Please, just stop guys!
