Those of you out there who are single and have entrusted Tinder with your search for the perfect partner will know - this search doesn't go nearly as smoothly as advertised. In fact, it's so far from the mere concept of smooth, you've most likely seen everything from mildly entertaining, to hil-AH-rious, to just-f*cking-NO.

Well, we've got a collection of the most ridiculous Tinder interactions EVER from Tinder Nightmares' Instagram for your utter amusement. Go ahead, relate. And more importantly, know that you're nowhere close to alone.

This budding poet's wasted rhyme

Poetry is alive

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This animal "lover"

This is smooth

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This shrewd businessman

Charming

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This guy knows exactly what he's looking for

NEW GO TO LINE!!

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Uh. Relationship goals..?

Two nice messages but not at the same time

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When Netflix gives him unrealistic expectations

What's up with this guy's Netflix?

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Way to serenade a girl

THIS IS AWESOME

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Just foodie things, I guess

There's always room for dessert

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At least this guy's honest

OUR BOOK is still available click the link in our bio now!

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This one that goes straight for full-weird

This is the question we all ask ourselves

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And speaking of full-weird

Chad is a teeny bit aggressive

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This utter and complete bad boy

This dude is a winner

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Dreamboat alert!

Hopefully this doesn't last longer than four hours

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The one that's offended easy

Grow u

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The one with the foolproof plan

This is not a good way to get dates, Dave

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This one that's keeping it real. Like horribly real

Saving a lot of time

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The one with the perfect conversation starter

Perfect perfect perfect response

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The uh... actual bad boy. Or the doesn't-know-it's-not-funny boy

At least you know where he is at all times

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The Ted Mosby. He's real. He's out there

LOVE IS REAL

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The pitifully clueless

😁

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This Santa ki aulaad

Merry Christmas from all of us at Tinder Nightmares

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The English expert

YOU GOOD LOOKING

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This subscriber of Reverse Psychology Weekly

Thomas seems chill

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The one that's utterly NOT "you're" type of guy

YOUR***

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That rare one with a sense of humour about rejection

This guy is actually great

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This one with foresight

Curtis gets it

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The guy with one cheesy line that he scares everyone away with

Spark extinguished

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The indirectly direct

I think this is a different language

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Such polite. So gentleman. Much wow

At least he is polite

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The one who dives straight into "freaky"

Xoxox ROY

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The one that makes you feel straight up concerned

You need some therapy, Ben

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This guy that doesn't even need words to appear desperate AF

Chill, Dan

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The "Apni friend se baat karva do."

This is really dangerous

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This one with his own, very specific agenda for a girlfriend

2 more days until our book comes out!!!! Click the link in our bio and get someone the best Christmas gift of all time!!

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Honesty level 999

HONESTY!!!

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Honesty + Google analogy. What's not to like?!

Someone made a wish because this is a miracle

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The night owl. That doesn't know when to stop hooting

Chill out Andrew

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The one with very specific concerns

Does this come up a lot, Brendan?

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The guy with a twist ending

Plusssssss

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That escalated quickly

At least Joey is up front

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I guess confidence is good..?

How is this guy still single?

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The one going for the long con. *LOL* Like really long

THE TIMESTAMPS!!!

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The complete and utter charmer

This guy is smoooooth

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Yep. There's a lot more 'crazy' out there than the mind can fathom. So keep swiping. If not to find your soulmate, at least for some guaranteed entertainment.