How did you know that doggo?
the human came home for a bit. claiming they forgot their lunch. but i think we all know. they just missed me
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 9, 2019
Friends who stay together, do everything together.
if you leave the room i’m in. i will always follow you to the next one. whatever this adventure is. you don’t have to do it alone
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) October 4, 2019
We love your squishy ears.
the human invited some frens over. and one of them is sitting on the floor. gently rubbing my ears. they refer to me as the squishy wonder. and if my human doesn’t step it up. i’m going home with them
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 29, 2019
Thought for the day: Never give up your dreams.
i found a pizza crust. on our walk today. in case anyone was thinking. about giving up on their dreams
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 22, 2019
Some habits will never change.
i may have gotten bigger. but my desire to be held. has remained constant
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 10, 2019
You clever doggo…
i went outside one more time before bed. the human kept calling me. but the stars look so nice right now. if i sit and enjoy them long enough. the human will have no choice. but to come out. and enjoy them with me
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) September 4, 2019
One kiss on the forehead coming up.
i’ve been thinking about it a lot recently. and i would really appreciate. a kiss on my forehead
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 29, 2019
True that!
petting me with your foot. only counts. as half a pet
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 22, 2019
Love you 3000.
i’m not sure if you noticed. but i love you
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 13, 2019
Can’t argue with that. Can I?
if you sit on the floor. i’m getting in your lap. this is just the way things are
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 7, 2019
Always there to tell us ‘all is well.’
i know there’s bad in the world. and it would be silly. to pretend it isn’t there. but for now here’s my leash. and a few licks on your hand. to convince you that one day. we will be alright
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) August 4, 2019
Even this furry creature is as confused as hoomans are.
sometimes. i will go outside. only to realize. it is inside that i desired all along
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 23, 2019
That’s so sweet of you.
for your convenience. i have made a list of the times. i would appreciate your attention
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 18, 2019
always
Delaying ‘cheese time’ is a punishable offence.
every night we have cheese time. this is when i am presented. a single slice of cheese for consumption. i know exactly when cheese time is. and delaying it for any reason. is against the law
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 16, 2019
Just telling the truth the way it is.
outside is larger than you think. which is why i always have my leash. so the human doesn’t get lost
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) July 9, 2019
Not a single chance…
let me be perfectly clear. you don’t stand a chance. against these cuddles
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 30, 2019
Always up for helping someone in need.
i like to leave as much of my hair. around the house as possible. it is my confetti. i am a party
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) June 5, 2019
True story.
the human invited a new fren over tonight. it’s going well. but they seem a little nervous. this is to be expected. as i set the bar pretty high around here
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 26, 2019
Smooth criminal or an innocent one?
we were at the store today. and i found a stuffed penguin that i really fancied. i tried to carry it out. but was stopped before the exit. i am not a criminal. i just have no money
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) May 8, 2019
Just recharging my inner chakra.
i’ve been lying in the same spot. for several hours. some may think i’m lazy. but i bet they’ve never been so focused. on a skittle under a fridge
— Thoughts of Dog (@dog_feelings) April 23, 2019
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