They might be wearing white, but it’s the dark thrillers that have always attracted Abbas-Mustan. Take for example, Baazigar, Khiladi and Daraar.
Which is why, when Ajnabee released in 2001, people knew what they were in for.
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However, what they didn’t know was how much they were in for. Because Ajnabee turned out to be a roller coaster ride of sorts.
Seriously, itne twists toh Bollywood ke kisi dance number mein bhi nahin hote hain.
Also, it invented rhetorical questions 17 years ago.
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The movie features our beloved Bobby jiski hai sirf ek hi hobby.
Praying at every place of worship possible.
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We later get to know why.
Because he was stalking an equally religious Kareena Kapoor.
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Like a true gentleman, he stalks her to her house.
And is greeted by her dad who’s clearly high on some premium quality stuff.
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Keeping in tradition with atithi devo bhava, dad gives him a warm welcome.
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If laughter is the best medicine, then Kareena’s dad is the chemist.
The man finds everything funny.
And when I say everything, I mean EVERYTHING.
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Anyway, Kareena’s dad is mighty impressed with Bobby’s character and soon enough, our Bobby and Kareena fall in love.
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And Bobby proposes marriage to Kareena in the smoothest way possible.
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Kareena says yes and they start having a lot of fun.
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Like a lottttt of fun…
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It’s not what you think, you sickos.
They were just having an atta fight.
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Things seem to be going smoothly for them.
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When suddenly, Bobby meets Bipasha.
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And gets so enamoured by her, that he stalks her back to her home.
And finds her playing piano in the creepiest way ever.
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Like she’s reaaallly into playing the piano.
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Okay, what the hell is she doing?
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But Bobby doesn’t give a shit.
He happily enjoys the show.
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But unfortunately, gets busted by her husband Akshay Kumar..
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Akshay, as we later find out, loves saying two things:
a) Everything is planned
b) Wife swap
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However, Bobby plays it smart and calls Kareena to strike a friendship.
And the next thing we know is that they all are now exercising together.
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Akshay Kumar soon proves his friendship when he fakes an accident just so that he can take them all on a trip to Mauritius with the insurance money.
#FriendshipGoals
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They all happily go to Mauritius where, out of the blue, Bipasha gives this really tough choice to our Bobby.
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Soon enough, we find out that Akshay is equally fucked up because he suggests what comes to be the movie’s main theme.
Wife swap.
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And our Bobby, who’d been stalking the hell out of Bipasha…
Takes serious offence at this ghatiya baat.
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While the men have had a fallout, the wives are unaware.
Because clearly, Kareena has bigger issues in hand.
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The two men swear never to talk to each other again.
For a full 8 minutes.
Because literally 8 minutes after their ‘fight’, we see them partying together.
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And then literally 11 minutes later into the timeline, we find out that Bipasha has been murdered and that Akshay has gotten Bobby arrested for murdering her.
Wow, talk about a fast-paced thriller.
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However, Bobby escapes police custody, confronts Akshay Kumar, and gives us this valuable quote in the process.
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However, since ‘everything is planned’, Akshay had already called the cops.
But our Bobby being the original ‘Soldier’, escapes once again.
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But!
Here’s when the ultimate twist comes.
Bobby & Co. soon find out that not only is Bipasha alive…
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But she’s also become an awesome dancer after coming back from the dead.
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And after much investigation, finds out that Bipasha was actually his girlfriend with whom he’d hatched a plan to kill his wife to get her $100 million dollars ka insurance money.
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But before Akshay could transfer the money, Bobby hacks into his account by using the password ‘everything is planned’ because hey, Akshay used to only say that phrase a million times in a day right?
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What follows is a fight.
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In which Akshay accidentally kicks Bipasha…
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Causing her to fall to a really, really painful death.
And yeah, this time she dies for real.
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Of course, Bobby is super mad at Akshay Kumar for killing the one girl he loved stalking which is why he successfully kills him…
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And comes back to India peacefully.
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Moral of the story?
a) You don’t mess with Bobby.
b) Everything is planned.