We look at celebrities as these larger-than-life figures who occupy an unattainable space within the human dynamic. But in truth, the Michelin-starred recipes to be like some of India’s most famous celebs can be found right in our collective consciousness. They can even fit in a single sentence – Bon appetit! 

1. Kangana Ranaut – Talk shit on Twitter, then talk shit on Instagram – basically talk shit everywhere.

2. Tiger Shroff – Never touch the ground. 

3. Shashi Tharoor – Don’t just read the dictionary, be the dictionary.

4. Narendra Modi – Become best friends with the richest boy in the class, phir mazze mein ‘jio’.

5. Rahul Gandhi – Face your problems by going on a vacation

6. Baba Ramdev – Troll the Indian Medical Association in between breathing exercises.

7. Arnab Goswami – Cry wolf and then disappear for six months.

8. Arvind Kejriwal – Call people at random times of the night and annoy the fuck out of them.

9. Anil Kapoor – Bathe in the fountain of youth (and never wax your chest).

10. Mukesh Ambani – Easy – just be rich.

11. Ranveer Singh – Start your day with a big plate of cocaine fruit and eggs.

12. Amitabh Bachchan – Alphanumerically categorise all your tweets, for example – ‘T-69 It’s 420, bitchezz’.

13. MS Dhoni – Be so calm all the time that the doctors diagnose you with ataraxia.

14. Sonu Sood – Be that friend who says ‘Call if you need anything’ and then actually replies.

15. Priyanka Chopra – Go to red carpet events wearing the clothes from Love Story 2050.

They really are just like us…

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