Thanks to globalization, India’s metros and mini-metros boast of gigantic and shiny corporate offices and a thriving MNC culture. Here are a few signs that you’re a part of the global corporate machine.
1. ‘Sleep’ is rarer to you than Plutonium.
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2. You day dream about quitting your job and backpacking across the world.
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3. You live for weekends.
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4. Salary credit SMSes are better than an “I Love You.”
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5. Breakfast for you is like the season of “Spring” in India; everybody loves it, but nobody’s ever seen/experienced it.
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6. In descending order of suckyness: Early morning flight + meeting.
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7. The end of the financial year is still exam time for you. Some things never change.
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8. Articles such as this actually make you nervous; “10 Signs That You’re Headed For Chronic Back Pain.”
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9. You always have these things in your travel bag; black-shoe polish and brush, at least three ties and a tiny clothes iron.
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10. You actually rue the demise of Blackberry.
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11. You now feel that half of what you learnt in your M.B.A does not apply to the real world.
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12. Half your work hours are spent reserving meeting rooms. The other half is spent sitting in them.
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13. Caffeine is to you what spinach is to Popeye.
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14. You have a surfeit of the following colours in your wardrobe in varying shades; white, black, blue and grey.
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15. For you, LinkedIn > Facebook.
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16. Your bag has so many airline stickers that you’ve forgotten what colour it was.
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