No, I wont! What if you slice some heads psycho.
1.‘Tel Ki Maalish Karna.’
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2. ‘Time kitna hua hai ghadi mein?’
3.‘Iske baal kitne kaale hain!’
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4. ‘Bhaiya toothpaste dena daanto ka!’
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5. ‘Taj mahal kitna purana hai na!’
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6. ‘Naakhun kaatne wala, nail cutter dena.’
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7. ‘Today I will get manicure done for my hands.’
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8. ‘Triangle has 3 angles.’
I thought it was prefixed ‘Tri’ just like that!
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9. ‘Badminton shuttlecocks please!’
Damn! I was going to play cricket with that.
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10. ‘Show me some embroided suits, jispe kaam hua va ho!
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11. ‘Kal Independence Day ki chutti hai.’
Even after 67 years, it doesn’t feel true. Right?
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12. ‘I want a pair of spectacles for my eyes.’
Else my ears won’t be able to hear.
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13. ‘Go & deposit money in the bank.’
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14. ‘ Tu kya kar raha hai mall mein?’
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And that’s how Indians roll! This is why serials with dialogues like, “Mari hui laash. Kya! Laash mari hui hai?’ are such a big hit with us!
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