Brevity is not exactly Indians' strong suit when it comes to greetings. We know that because as kids, we have all stood beside our parents while they exchanged pleasantries with neighbours for what seemed like hours.ย 

Lilly Singh nailed that feeling in a hilarious Instagram video with Diljit Dosanjh, where they showed how Punjabisย greet each other (it's true for all desi parents, TBH).

The conversation that starts with.

QUICKLY esacalates to.

And then, of course khaana paani formality.

Aap batao kya khaoge? Nahin aap. Nahin aap. Nahin aap.

Here's the hilarious video of these two at their best. Go, show it to your parents.