It’s no secret that Bollywood lives in our minds rent-free. No? Just me? OK. Anyway, here are some cool AF comebacks because I’m bored and have nothing to do, and it seems like you don’t either:
1. Geet, Jab We Met
“Aap jo yeh bolte hai, iske paise charge karte hain ya muft ka gyaan hai? Kyunki chillar nahi hai mere paas…” – standard response to every annoying Indian relative ever.
2. Vijaylaxmi, Queen
“Why fart and waste it, when you can burp and taste it.” – butter chicken to me.
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3. Raj, Dilwale Dulhania Le Jayenge
“Bade bade deshon mein aisi choti-choti baatein hoti rehti hai, Senorita.” – I dare you to use this line while fighting with your partner. Instant breakup.
4. Bittoo, Band Baaja Baarat
“Topi rakho… kissi aur ko pehnana.” – @ friend who says “ghar jaa ke GPay kar dunga”
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5. Rancho, 3 Idiots
“All iz well.” – the mantra of every unprepared exam goer.
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6. Chulbul Pandey, Dabangg
“Hum tum mein itne ched karenge… ki confuse ho jaoge ki saans kahan se le… aur paadein kahan se.” – all moms when you come home and say “bahaar khaana kha ke aaya hoon.”
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7. Bunny, Yeh Jawaani Hai Deewani
“Shaadi is daal chawal for pachaas saal till you die. Arey life mein thoda bahut kheema pav, tangdi kebab, hakka noodles bhi hona chahiye na!” – when fam says it’s shaadi time.
8. Sardar, Gangs Of Wasseypur
“Goli nahin marenge, keh ke lenge uski.” – major baddie energy.
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9. Kabir, Dil Dhadakne Do
“That was epic. No, it was E-Puke.” – when your friend wakes up after a cossosal hangover.
10. This little kid, Kuch Kuch Hota Hain
“Tussi jaa rahe ho, tussi na jao.” – to that traitor friend who is moving abroad.
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11. Tabrez, Tees Maar Khan
“Tube se nikla hua paste aur tees maar khan ki diyi hui zabaan kabhi vapas nahi jaati” – cause pinky promise is so 2005.
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12. Samar, Jab Tak Hai Jaan
“Zindagi toh har roz jaan leti hai …Bomb toh sirf ek baar lega.” – oof the feels.
13. Queen Poo, K3G
“Fat?!” “P.H.A.T: Pretty Hot And Tempting.” – aka the best counter to fat-shaming.