Take This Quiz To See What Kind Of Bigg Boss Contestant You'll Be. You Know You're Dying For It

At some point or the other, all of us have wondered what kind of contestant we'd be in the Bigg Boss house (yes, even the ones who hate the show). So I, as a person who followed it religiously for years, decided to use my expertise to help everyone figure out the same. Take the quiz, you're welcome.

1. What kind of student were you in the class?

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The monitor.

The one who was asked to clean the duster.

The one always getting shifted to another seat because I was so chatty.

The one you'd find outside the class.

The one asking for a pen, notes, notebook, compass, will to live.

2. As a kid, what did you do when you had a fight with your sibling?

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Complain to parents. *Mummyyyyyyyyyy*.

Used to hit them where it hurts, literally. 

Used to act like they broke my bone when they had actually just given a push. It's all about propoganda. 

Didn't talk to them for days.

Forgave them, chalta hai.

3. You are at a party and you meet someone you like. What do you do?

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Move in the exact opposite direction, of course. 

Go full Shar Rukh on them. Or at least try to.

Tell them the story of one time I saw the Milky Way (it wasn't Milky Way) after a trek.

Wait for them to read my mind and initiate a conversation.

I'd rather keep my feelings to myself than risk getting hurt.

4. How do you react when someone overtakes your vehicle?

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I have given up on life. Jo hota hai, seh lete hain.

I channel my inner Michael Schumacher and overtake them at the next signal. 

Remind them mera baap kaun hai. Karna padta hai.

I tell myself they must have been in a hurry. 

Mujhe gaadi chalana nahin aata. 

5. You're stuck with an inefficient colleague for a project. What do you do?

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Sadly, the work needs to be completed. If they don't do it, I have to. 

I take things up with the boss. 

Uska kaam woh kare bro I'll complain to the HR.

I don't even like this job, but PANIC.

I try and work things out. There is nothing a good conversation can't sort.

6. It's 12 AM in the night and you have run out of snacks. How do you go about it?

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I sleep.

Try to make something from what's available.

It's too late to order a pizza, but is it really?

I take God's name and eat the leftovers from the last night. 

Distract myself with some activity. Like calling baby boo.

7. What's your favourite Salman Khan movie?

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Tere Naam.

Dabangg.

Maine Pyar Kiya.

Hum Dil De Chuke Sanam.

Prem Ratan Dhan Payo.

8. What do you do after a breakup?

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Try to get them back by incessant calling.

Hope they do good in life.

Bro I was doing a favour by dating them anyway.

Tell everyone about what they did to me. Mujhse breakup karne ki himmat kaise ho gayi?

Cry while listening to Channa Mereya.

9. What's your role in family functions?

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I don't go to family functions anymore.

I am not invited to family functions anymore.

I go, I eat, I come back.

Try to have fun, the relatives aren't so bad actually.

Chill with the kids, better than answering questions about my future anyway.

10. Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

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Time is a state of mind, jo hoga dekha jaayega.

In a better house, doing a better job, living a better life.

I don't like to compete with myself.

Hopefully married with kids.

Papa ne bola hai job lagwa denge dusri tab takk.